Funny And Inspirational Quotes About Aging
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55 Funny And Inspirational Quotes About Aging

Aging brings plenty of wisdom, but lets not forget about the laughs and inspiration! Here are 55 of the best aging quotes.

Funny Quotes About Aging

1. “Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes

2. “Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.” – Theodore Roosevelt

3. “You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.” – George Burns

4. “You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.” – Ogden Nash

5. “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” – Larry Lorenzoni

6. “I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.” – Bob Hope

7. “If I had known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” – Unknown

8. “I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.” – George Burns

9. “People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.” – George Burns

10. “How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you was?” – Satchel Paige

11. “The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.” – Doris Day

12. “By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” – George Burns

13. “You don’t stop laughing when you grow old. You grow old when you stop laughing.” – George Bernard Shaw

14. “Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life.” – Kitty O’Neill Collins

15. “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” – Woody Allen

16. “Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.” – Tom Stoppard

17. “Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.” – Walt Disney

18. “Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again.” – Unknown

19. “Age is not how old you are but how many years of fun you’ve had.” – Matt Maldre

20. “Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative.” – Maurice Chevalier

21. “Life’s tragedy is that we get too old soon and wise too late.” – Benjamin Franklin

22. “I don’t let my age define me but the side-effects are getting harder to ignore.” – Unknown

23. “No one is as old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.” – Henry David Thoreau

24. “There is still no cure for the common birthday.” – John Glenn

25. “Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.” – Mark Twain

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26. “The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.” – Frank Lloyd Wright

27. “We don’t grow older, we grow riper.” – Pablo Picasso

28. “I don’t believe in aging. I believe in forever altering one’s aspect to the sun.” – Virginia Woolf

29. “It’s like you trade the virility of the body for the agility of the spirit.” – Elizabeth Lesser

30. “Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.” – John Lennon

31. “In the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.” – Abraham Lincoln

32. “Getting old is a fascinating thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.” – Keith Richards

33. “Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength.” – Betty Friedan

34. “Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be.” – Robert Browning

35. “When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day.” – Marty Buccella

36. “Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.” – Maggie Kuhn

37. “Those who love deeply never grow old, they may die of old age, but they die young.” – Ben Franklin

38. “To find joy in work is to discover the fountain of youth.” – Pearl S. Buck

39. “Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.” – Franz Kafka

40. “Age is no barrier. It’s a limitation you put on your mind.” – Jackie Joyner-Kersee

41. “I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward.” – Mary Sarton

42. “For the unlearned, old age is winter; for the learned, it is the season of the harvest.” – Hasidic saying

43. “Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

44. “Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.” – George Sand

45. “Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.” – Luis Bunuel

46. “Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it don’t matter.” – Satchel Paige

47. “That’s another great thing about getting older. Your life is written on your face.” – Frances McDormand

48. “Why would I worry about getting older – what’s to moan about?” – Dawn French

49. “I’m just getting older and better.” – Neal Schon

50. “If you’re not getting older, you’re dead.” – Tom Petty

51. “Aging is just another word for living.” – Cindy Joseph

52. “It’s not how old you are. It’s how you are old.” – Jules Renard

53. “We are always the same age inside.” – Gertrude Stein

54. “It matters not how long we live but how.” – Phillip James Bailey

55. “The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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